No fuss, no mess, clean voting.
It is only a post election problem which I as Passenger Train Operator will be facing. The para-military staff would be moving out and I will have to arrange 150-200 coaches to move out these men. I am sure that I shall not be succeeding in a big way. Any failure will only make these uniformed men eating up the General coaches!
And my mother gave me this good one:
She commented to the electoral employees: "With this para-military arrangements, you people must be very satisfied about your safety."
Pat came the reply from the woman checking the identity card: "अरे क्या माताजी, ये लोग न होते तो अब तक कितनी बार चाय समोसे आ गए होते। अब तो कोई पानी पूछने वाला भी नहीं है।" ("What mother, if these people were not there we would have got tea-snacks several times. Now the condition is that no one is giving even a glass of water.")